Here at The Unemployed Philosophers Guild, we keep it clean - with soap. UPG makes fragrant little bars - also unscented ones - and several exfoliating favorites beloved by gardeners and painters. They're not tested on animals (do white elephant gifts count?), perfect for travel (better than hotel bars), and sooo budget-friendly (all under $10!) Each soap has a colorful, entertaining wrapper - down to the ingredients - and a unique image stamped into the bar. We use them at the Ivory Tower - in the George Washington Carver Greenhouse, by the basin in the wine cellar, in the restroom off the Falcons' Mews... Made in the USA - adored everywhere.